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    Sunday, September 17, 2006

    Spoof: Classifying Business Bloggers Based on Industry

    Here are the ways that business bloggers can be classified should be called based on their industry. Where do you fit in?

    • Fogger - weather and climate industry.
    • Hogger - fast food and banking industry and possibly the government. Hoggers typically don't allow you to leave comments either.
    • Dogger - pet industry (or someone who rarely blogs)
    • Mogger - criminals
    • Logger - forestry or alcohol industry
    • Phogger - academics
    • Jogger - sports bloggers
    • Shogger - porn industry
    • Strogger - weight lifting
    • Blinger - Showbiz
    • Bull Shogger - Legal
    • Blogwarer - software
    • Gagger - Comedian
    • Fertilogger - farming
    • Advertogger - advertising
    • Wholsogger - wholesale / trading
    • Educogger - teaching / education
    • Photographogger - photography
    • Doctogger - health
    • Flogger - police
    • Rocker - music
    • Sogger - fire
    • Airlogger - airlines
    • Manufactogger - manufacturing
    • Chemilogger - chemical
    • Cementogger - cement
    • $ogger - finance
    • Bloggoiler - oil and gas
    • Real Estogger - real estate
    • Cover-upogger - definitely government
    • Publishogger - publishing
    • Restaurogger - food industry
    • Drogger - pharmaceutical
    • Biotechnilogger - Biotechnology
    • Fast togger - used car dealerships
    Did I miss anything? :)

    Chad H.

    PS - stay tuned for a part II of this as I left many out.

    1 comments:

    Easton said...

    Hilarious. You're clearly a flogger (funny blogger). I guess I'm a Publishogger :).

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